Anyhow of late Murphy (of Murphy's Rules) and I have had a few altercations and in spite of a hanger full of models I'm down to three that are flyable. One is a high wing trainer that has more years on it than I do, for Aussie fliers they may recognise it as one of the original tail dragger Aeroflyte Hustlers. (Yep, I'm THAT old!). The second is an equally ancient P47 Thunderbolt and the third is my first attempt at a multi engined model, a Magnum. All the models could probably qualify for the old age pension.
How did I get in this mess? Well - errr. I like to build, from scratch, which means I start off with a plan and a heap of timber and go from there, no ARF @#$%! things will ever pollute my model collection and any one who swears in my presence by mentioning el*ctr*c THINGS will be banished to the down wind end of the runway. So the quandary is I have all these 'works in progress' and the bloody sun keeps shining and I want to go fly. The problem is this equation:-
Models ready to fly Models under construction Number of crashes Hours in the day
----------------------- x ----------------------------------- x --------------------------- x ------------------- = CHAOS
Models flown Square root of balsa supplies recoverable bits available hours
I'm sure many modellers are familiar with this equation and some may even know the corollary where chaos is equal to the reciprocal of flying skill! I still maintain that the latter is only a theory and has not been proved so it is not written into the laws of model flight - YET. Then again there will be some smart arse who thinks my mathematics might be the problem in the first case.
So for those hardy souls who are foolish enough to follow my rambling on this blog here is an update.
- I've finally found a set of scale wheels for the Piper J3. Gee they look good and the model is now almost finished.
- The new fuselage for the float plane is finished and I'm fitting the motor and servos.
- The Harvard has the motor and retracts back in and I'm building a scale cockpit fit out for it.
- The model that hit the rocks is gradually being rebuilt.
The 'REBUILD' wall!
Those lovely Cub wheels
CHAOS!